¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: Why oh why do most Mexican women cut their long, black hair after reaching the pivotal...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: Whenever I see an ad for a Mexican ramera, they always describe themselves as “spicy.” Are...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: Why do beaners or gabachos deliberately try to ignore white people and act like they’re not...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: For most of my life I was oblivious to the hate that Mexicans have for Salvadorans....
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: As a teacher, we’ve been exhorted to expand our efforts in closing the achievement gap between...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: An uninsured wetback just hit my car and totaled his. He had no insurance and no...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
SPECIAL WEDDING EDITION
Dear Readers: Since the Mexican’s sister is getting married to a good man from Zacatecas this...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
SPECIAL, ANNUAL CANADIAN EDITION
Dear Mexican: As a Mexican-American, I’ve lived in St. Louis for about 17 years and...
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By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: In Garfield strips in the funny pages that appeared earlier this year, Garfield is wearing a...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
We gabachos get differing reports regarding the Reconquista. Some say it’s a genuine movement, well underway. Others claim...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Why do Mexicans make the sign of mucho dinero with a gap between their thumb and index fingers,...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
I am a 22-year-old Mexican-American women, still living with my parents but going to college, working full-time and taking care of myself...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
SPECIAL TWO-LINERS EDITION
Dear Mexican: A gabacho in the local daily suggested that some of our prisons be outsourced...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: My family hasn’t been long in this country, came here because of lousy treatment by other...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Readers: We begin, as we do each week, with cojones, although the huevos in question deal with...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
SPECIAL SOCCER EDITION
Dear Mexican: Why does El Tri act like pendejos every time the U.S. men’s national soccer...
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By Gustavo Arellano
SPECIAL HOUSTON EDITION
Dear Mexican: Why do Mexicans at construction sites always draw a dick and vagina on the...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: The mainstream media is making big noise of Sonia Sotomayor likely being the first Latina Supreme...
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By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: How can I get Mexicans to arrive to a meeting ON TIME?
Punctual Pete
Dear Gabacho: Tell them...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: Why is it that ever since the U.S./California let you people immigrate, tunnel, weasel or whatever...
¡ASK A MEXICAN!
By Gustavo Arellano
Dear Mexican: Looking back recently on my distant youth in northwest Ohio, I came to the realization that...
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