December 21, 2001

TEZOZOMOC SPEAKS

 

JINgole CAMPANAS ...JINgole CAMPANAS HERE COMES DE MAN BEARING GIFTS TO OUR FAVORITE AMIGOS. ESTE AñO EN Tijuas there are more Xmas trees EN La Avenida Revolucíon THAN ON BROADWAY!

 

CARTA TO Santa Claus

Dear Santa ya sabes with all dis pedo de Terrorist (Estos gringos have never lived en los varrios or ghettos then, they would know what terrorists are), Our LIDERS andan locos. To help them out, Tezozomoc dares to ask you to bring them the following gifts:

 

FOR:

Councilman Ralph Inzunza, Jr (District (8): An up-to-date Bible. He needs to realize that lying is a sin! Truth is better. Stop lying to the poor people del Barrio de Sydro." Inzunza trying to tell la gente he lived in Sydro desperately poor. El Pobre baby Inzunza while he was growing up in Sydro, his Mami, Hilda, was a top administrator in the local schools and his PAPI, Ralph Sr. was an educator for the Sweetwater School District! (Both very well paid). There were plenty of frijoles in that home

 

All members of the San Ysidro Board of Trustees: a pair of bifocals. Apparently they are blind. Their lame effort to fire Superintendent Jose Manuel Torres on Tuesday Dec. 18 was sheer stupidity! Reason? They said he didn't have the proper admin. certificate! Horale gente, Superintendent Alan Bersin of San Diego Unified doesn't' have one either! If they had read his application for the job, Torres told them he didn't have an administrative credential!

 

MAYOR Judge Dick Murphy: Under the arbol de Christmas, bring our poor-suffering Mayor free tuition to UCSD. The man needs some knowledge in POLI-SCI 1A. As Mayor you lead, you can't wait for a Jury decision. There are no juries! You can't wait for the Chamber to lead you by the nose nor depend upon your golfing buddies to run the city budget (specially your sport- owning buddies).

 

Dean Spanos Charger Team Owner: For a man who has everything, except a championship team. Santa bring Señor Spanos a one- way plane ticket to Los Angeles for him and his team.

 

Ed Lopez, San Diego Unified School District Trustee: Six months of lessons on public speaking! And one copy of "Public Speaking for Dummies". Don't do any good amigo to ramble your way through a meeting if no one knows what you are trying to say!

 

The entire Otay Water Board: Pssst... not to cool to act like PRI'istas. No one likes tyrants. Please Santa give these guys a book on "Roberts Rules" in English and Spanish. You're close to the border, but you're still in America galleos.

 

For the Media: Santa, we all need a Guide Book to keep track of where Bob Griego is consulting and working, and to keep track of how many offices he is running for at the same time! Conflict of interest here Bob?

 

Mayor's Hispanic Advisory Group: One carton of name tags so the people will know who you are. Next to the Cemetery Board, this must be the most useless group in City Hall. The Mayor is a "no show" in our communities!

Well Gente, this is all that we have for X-MAS. See you in our New Year's Resolutions.

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